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|| The Caption:|
|| Mario: Alright Bowser, lets get this game
of Peach-Tetherball started!|
|| Bowser, did you take me to fight or to
look at the pretty lights?|
|| Bowser: C is for Cookie and nothing else
Mario: Peach, does he sings that every
time he kidnaps you?
Mario: Poor little princess...
| Prince Peasley
|| Bowser: Gwah ha ha ha! This is it Mario,
the one time I defeat you. |
You've beaten me over
nine thousand times before,
but this time, we're
Mario: ...this makes no difference
whatsoever, realize that?
|| Bowser: Surrender or-|
that around here neck or chest?
| I Like Luigi
|| Mario: Hi Bowser, wanna play Mario Party
Bowser: OK, but I get to be Waluigi this
Mario: Last time you said Waluigi
Bowser: I said Wario sucked. Well lets
Peach: Get me out of here first!
and Bowser together: Sorry, we aren't good at untying
Peach: Bowser has Flame
Bowser: Yes, but I want to use it on Mario if
Goomba's Booty Boardwalk
Mario: But after we play 1000 games, I'll come
and cut the rope.
Bowser: But how do we leave this
Mario: Good point....
|| Bowser: I'll trade you Peach
Mario: For what?
Bowser. Uungh. Urrg
AAG! A PEPTO BISMOL! I NEED A PEPTO BISMOL!
himself) sure just sign right here...
Much better. Now what
did that paper say.
Mario: oh just something about
never kidnapping the princess again.
Bowser: Then I
better not lose her this time!
Peach: Um... Can
someone help? I really have to go to the
Bowser: NO YOUR RIGHT ABOVE ME! ANd
eeeeeeew. Fine take her.
|| mario: peach!!!|
have to fight me to get her! hahahah!
mario: or i
could just jump over you and get her.
never thought about that.
|| Mario:...Uh oh. I wish a giant sword would
come down and kill this guy.|
|| Mario: OOH, A PINATA! Let me go whack it
and see if candy comes out!|
|| Right Kinklink - "Man, Why did they have
to come up here!? |
Bowser's got the meanest
Left Kinklink - "I've got my own problem over
-mumbles- cursed plumber and his chili
|| Mario: Hi Bowser!|
Mario, Ready for....
Mario: The Teaparty?! Yea!! You
even bought a Peach Pinata!!!
Peach: NO MARIO!!!!! [
Gets Wacked in the face]
|| Bowser: Well, what are you waiting for?
Mario (playing pacman): Over 9,000
|| peach:mario help me|
bwaaaawaa u wil never save her now
mario: im a commin
peach hold on.
| Crystal Kirby
|| Peach: Mario, help
Bowser:There is no way in the world you can
Mario(thinking): Whoa, this looks
Mario: Bowser, let-a go of Peach, or you'll-a
have to die a scary death!!
Bowser: I can't fall.
This is a RPG.
Mario: A Rating Pending
Peach: No, Mario. That ugly turtle means
this is a role-playing game.
Bowser: Now die!!!
|| Bowser: Its no use this time Mario!
Princess Peach has choked to |
death and won't tell
you to attack the chains this
you just told me what to do,
I've played this game a
AND WHAT THE %&@$ DO YOU MEAN PRINCESS
TOADSTOOL IS DEAD!
Bowser: Erm.....well she is tied
up and is hanging.....uh oh.
Why didn't I think of
Peach: I'm not dead you idiots! And this
around my stomach and not my
Mario: oh peach, I can hear your voice in the
You will pay for this
Bowser: She isn't dead you stupid sucker!
I was only kidding (Hope he bought
Peach: Can you untie me please? The easiest fight
in the entire game
has just turned into the most
annoying thanks to your wisecracks Bowser.
|| Bowser: All of your Princess are belong to
| Tanooki Mario
|| Ok. These games starring me has gone too
| Yoshi !!!!!!
|| Peach: Hey! It would be easier to put me
in a castle guarded with |
Spinies, Lakitu's, and Bullet Bill's and more
enermies and surrounded with Airships and
Bosses and thwomps and---
Mario: Peach, shuuuut
Bowser: Hey thats not such a bad idea!
| I Like Luigi
|| I wonder why Mario isn't just cutting the
rope and running off, |
leaving Bowser standing there,
surprised and confused.
|| Mario : You know that peach cannot be
saved if these |
platforms we are standing on
Boswer : oh man the chain is snapping.
|| Bowser: MUAHAHAHA! Peach is tied up and
there is nothing you can do about
Mario: Bowser, the chain to the light you are
standing on is breaking.
|| peach:mario! yay youer
bowser:bwahaha youll never get her
mario:actually im just here to talk about youre
mortgage bills there droping
bowser:oh crap! um lets
talk about this somewhere
| Clide Yizzle
|| No Mario, this is how you teach em'|
| XTari 2600
| Bowser: Ha, ha, ha! You have no choice to
say goodbye to your heroine, Mario!
Okay dokey! Just drop her down the gap!
the heck's wrong with you?!
Bowser: Any last words,
Peach: I DON'T WANNA
Mario: Come ON! Drop her!
And she is
dropped, and never, never heard of again!
the bottom) I'm still alive!
|| Mario: Ok, I can jump, but this is just *beep*ed up,
Bowser- Thanks for that! Glad my plan worked
Mario- Nah, I read the script. I'm going to
kick your butt yet again
and then later on, you're
going to join the
Mario Forces and help kill
Mario and Bowser keep talking.
Who the *beep* is
going to get me down from here?
|| Bowser: Hey Mario let's play Pinata|
|| So sorry for you to, "hang around" Princess
|| Narrator: Castle: 2,000,000
Chandieleir: 6,000 coins