of Smellda: Twilight Pimpcess
|Link is now at the Forest
The baboon comes with a boomerang.
OOH! Monkey! He then does some ooh and ah, monkey
The monkey starts tapping its ass, and starts
holding its cheeks. “My Milkshakes” song blares, and the
The baboon starts screeching at
Link: Damn right, it’s better than
Link and Midna are at the Boss
Midna: Link, you know what you’re going to
They open the door. The ground
rumbles, and Diababa leaps out.
Link: I have no idea.
Link holds up two
bottles of Weed-B-Gone.
Midna: Link! What a clever
idea! Where did you get it?
Link: From the last
Link sprays Weed-B-Gone on the Diababa. It
shrivels up and dies.
A fused shadow
comes back, but it is a shadow.
Peter Pan swoops down
from the air
Peter Pan: Give me that! My
Peter takes one look at Link.
So that’s where my other set of green clothes went. Give
Link slashes Peter in half with the
sword. A heart container jumps out.
Link: Heh heh
Scene jump to Eldin Bridge
Link on horseback:
Give back my dirty magazines now!
Zoom in on Bublin,
tied to the spear are dirty magazines (titled
PlayHylian) instead of Colin.
Bublin: No! First we
had to leave the girl, so we will still have fun
Link charges at him and
Link: Ha ha! You’ll never beat
They charge again, Link slashes Bublin off of his
boar. Bublin falls off of the bridge.
Link: Ha ha!
Link rushes to the edge of the bridge and
looks down into the depths.
Link *sobbing*: My
(LINK IS NOW WEARING A HYLIAN
Scene to Link in Ordon talking to Mayor
Link: And since you’re um… hefty, could you help
me wrestle the gorons?
Bo with a Twinkie in his hand:
Is that a fat joke?
Bo yelling: I am NOT
FAT! I’m only big boned.
Bo barks like a dog and stares at the pack
of Ding-Dongs in Link’s hand.
Bo (salivating): Okay,
kid. I’ll do whatever you want. Just-
Bo holds up the
Bo: Here you go!
Bo drops them on
Link drops the Twinkie in
pain. Bo snuffles it up.
Date Submitted: June 4th, 2007
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